25
Aug
there’s nothing worse than a beg-friend, unless you have beg family.
i spent the entire wedding, as did the other siblings/parents of bride and groom, wishing you would disappear into a hole in the ground, simply to realise now that you are not and can not be a blood relation.
no my mum was not a ghetto kensington mother, nor i a crack baby so NO we did not, i repeat did not ‘crack joke from day dot’. Let’s be honest with you i’m 19 how many 1 year old babies do you crack joke with?
Age difference aside I KNOW we’re not related, all that guttertalk tells me you’re a M____n, check my surname honey and skip on by.
